Just Saying. . .

I think I may want my own gremlin. Either that or a silk terrier.

I Don't Even Own an Iphone

I may not have the Lohan Money but I want this. It's an application for the Iphone called "I am Rich". For 1,000 dollars, you get a glowing red gem. It doesn't have any function rather than telling people you want your face smashed in for being a jack ass.






oh, speaking of applications. While I was at Lollapalooza, I saw a twelve year old with this application on his Iphone:



It's called Ibeer and it makes the designated driver of the group not feel left out when I am getting smashed and not realizing whether or not that girl across the bar heard me call her a pregnant cow.


(Yeah, I wish I had a picture of the twelve year old drinking from his Iphone but instead I found this from that one dude from Heros)



EDIT: I guess after eight people purchased the I am Rich (aka I am a Prick) application, they took it down. There's a hacked version of it on the internet now and I found it.

I Want to Stare at Bugs While I watch my Soaps.

Sometimes crap like this makes me wish I actually appreciated insects. But I don't.


This is pretty awesome. Some bug freak in Sacremento decided to actually put some constructive use into his collection of bugs (I believe bug collecting is a step lower than stamps. Yeah, I am talking to you, Eddie) by making coffee tables and craps and encasing his collections in the furniture.


Source: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=cat2_galley_16&listing_id=9694478

Wake'n to some Bacon

Someone was awesome enough to actually make an alarm clock but instead of having that ear shattering annoying alarm buzzing in your ear, your nose is waken up by the sweet, sweet maple aroma of bacon.

I love bacon. How can you not love bacon? So who ever made this was the type of person who also receives morning wood at the smell of bacon while your mom is down stairs making breakfast. Sigh, I miss those mornings.

Source: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php"> Mathlete.com