I Don't Even Own an Iphone

I may not have the Lohan Money but I want this. It's an application for the Iphone called "I am Rich". For 1,000 dollars, you get a glowing red gem. It doesn't have any function rather than telling people you want your face smashed in for being a jack ass.






oh, speaking of applications. While I was at Lollapalooza, I saw a twelve year old with this application on his Iphone:



It's called Ibeer and it makes the designated driver of the group not feel left out when I am getting smashed and not realizing whether or not that girl across the bar heard me call her a pregnant cow.


(Yeah, I wish I had a picture of the twelve year old drinking from his Iphone but instead I found this from that one dude from Heros)



EDIT: I guess after eight people purchased the I am Rich (aka I am a Prick) application, they took it down. There's a hacked version of it on the internet now and I found it.